YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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