i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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