real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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