you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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