i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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