He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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