you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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