Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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