dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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