I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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