Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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