Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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