I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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