And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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