omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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