I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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