What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
