Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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