One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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