There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
handjob tips. give me some.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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