How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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