I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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