They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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