I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
A bitchslap is in order.
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