On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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