She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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