yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fuck appropriateness.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
