i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
