tell your sister to shave her snatch
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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