I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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