Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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