Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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