But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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