i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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