So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize