It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am available for nakedness
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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