Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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