There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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