I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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