I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
