is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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