Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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