At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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