how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
