he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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