Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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