Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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