Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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