I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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