First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just want nice things and good sex
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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