Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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