It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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