What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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