they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
