I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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