wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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