I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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